There’s some sort of poetic irony that for someone with the reputation of a player I have never gotten mono. And then the minute I get into a relationship I am exposed to it.

More importantly she’s finally feeling better. Went to the ER last night and she has finally been given medicine and is resting. Let’s just hope that neither of us exhaust our bodies to the point where the mono can surface again.

(Point of clarification: she didn’t receive mono recently, she got mono a few years ago but the virus stays in your body after you get better the first time. Apparently extreme stress and exhaustion to one’s body can allow the strands of the virus to take affect again, hence our current situation)

I am also really amused that my first post that hasn’t been soccer related after a few weeks of relative inactivity is about mono. Lol

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#MUFC #Legend #Respect by yanuarmdhn
April 15, 2014 at 12:40PM

This lad knew the story #George #Best #footballgenius #playboy #boozehound #Belfast #mufc #foreverremembered by eamocummins
April 15, 2014 at 01:09PM

That goal.
If you’re my babe, you’re my nigga too.

(Source: tylerrp, via underthemoonlightising)

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How To Win A Movie Swordfight 
If you ever find yourself in a movie swordfight, just follow these 20 simple steps to come out on top!
1. First, exchange some whimsical banter. Trade light insults and chuckle at yourselves. This is a good way to prepare yourself to murder each other with blades.
2. Fight time! Start off with some standard back-and-forth sword-clanging. Keep it nice and easy — don’t try anything unexpected or try too hard to stab them / win the fight. Just a nice, simple rhythm.
3. Throw in some spins and shit!4. After ~50 identical unsuccessful sword-strikes, just kick the dude. It will land perfectly because it is not fatal. Resume fighting.5. Your opponent will swing at your legs once just to switch it up. Jump! Now they have failed to stab your legs.6. Next, he’ll swing at your head. Duck! He’ll miss and smash something with his sword, like a dumb table or clay pot (there’s clay pots all over the place because this is the past.)7. Do some more standard clanging. Left, right, left, right, etc — imagine a nice even dance beat, or the NES Konami Code.8. Cross your swords and push your faces close together. Your opponent will whisper something taunting at you, either about how he’s gonna steal your lady or how he’ll kill you just like he killed your father. Yell “AaaaaAAHAHHHHH!!!” and push him away and resume fighting.9. Grind your swords together up a stone wall or a railing so it makes sparks! Fucking COOL.10. Cut to you as SILHOUETTES for a few seconds. Fucking EVEN COOLER!
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